Thursday, September 9, 2010

Did ya.....

Did ya ever wonder if we were all stuck in some Giant Ogre's snow globe? And when said Ogre was bored he'd shake the crap out of the globe, sit back and laugh hysterically as everyone's life went to hell in a hand basket? Which, by the way, since it has been brought up, what exactly is "hell in a hand basket"? Is it like a picnic basket filled with wee tiny devils?  A place where all the poor dejected little shoulder devils go when a person chooses to side with the angel sitting on the opposite side? And why for that matter do I usually decide to listen to the devil on my shoulder instead of the angel? Do I even have a meaning to this post? Fuck. I just don't know.

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  2. What I was trying to say up there is how much I've missed you. I don't know about the hell in a hand basket thing, but hand basket is fun to say. Try it five times fast - it's catchy.

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  3. Well, you asked what is hell in a hand basket. It could be what is inside an old lady's purse. Have you seen how ginormous they are?
    Now if you had asked what is *going to* hell in a hand basket then I'd have to say I always saw myself as a contortionist inside the basket on my way to hell. Maybe that's just me.

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  4. I do not live in a son globe. It's too fucking hot. So I live a humid ass globe. And yes someone likes to fuck with my world and shake it up.

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