Just a random thought:
Do you think Dorothy the Fish would flush herself down the toilet if she could?
I mean, wouldn't you rather then spend one more day sitting on top of Elmo's piano singing the jumping song. Or the bug song. Or deal with Mr. Noodle and his brother Mr. Noodle. I for one would. It's worse than Chinese water torture.
Hell, it's worse than Barney.
Clearly, I need to get a life.