(on a side note, I really hate having to title posts.)
This morning, as I stumbled into my favorite Happy Corner Party Store to pick up my daily dose of Diet Coke, (my sweet, sweet love of Diet Coke) I grabbed a bag of chips to go with lunch. Walking down the aisle, I searched for the correct color of red bag for Nacho Cheese Doritos. Finding it, I snatched up a bag, paid and left. When lunch timed rolled around, I grabbed my sandwich, carrots and chips. I opened the bag of Nacho Cheese goodness and plopped one into my hungry mouth. Only to gag in repulsion upon realizing that I bought the new "Tailgator BBQ" flavor. I internally start screaming "Fuck! Fuck! I'm going to barf!" I would have said it out loud, only I was too busy spitting the repulsive "Tailgator BBQ" chips of hell into the garbage. Oh Doritos. You done fucked me up. What the hell were you thinking?! "Tailgator BBQ" otherwise known as shit on a chip?!?! That's just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. At least make the bag brown to represent the shit like taste as not to confuse the easily confused as myself. I will forgive you this once Doritos. Please don't let me down again. I'd hate to have to switch to Cheetos. Thankyoukindly.